Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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