Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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