yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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