it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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