I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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