I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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