Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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