glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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