her vagine was all disorganized.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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