I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Randomize
