Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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