dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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