I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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