____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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