It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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