JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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