two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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