Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
That accounts for only three of the penises
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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