Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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