meet me or not, i'm out of control
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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