I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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