no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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