So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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