apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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