I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
