last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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