ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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