K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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