When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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