I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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