I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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