alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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