When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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