who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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