I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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