what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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