you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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