Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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