Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My pussy is not your playground.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
