walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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