dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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