i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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