i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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