I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize