Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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