i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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