Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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