Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it was like his penis was on wheels.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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