Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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