is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My balls are so social today.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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