Is it normal to miss your booty call?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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