summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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