Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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