Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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