WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
